tl;dr: Tom Ford's Lips & Boys Lipstick in Jack and William

 Lips & Boys: Jack (left) and William (right)

Lips & Boys: Jack (left) and William (right)

 Lips & Boys: William (right) and Jack (left)

Lips & Boys: William (right) and Jack (left)

 Swatches of William (right) and Jack (left)

Swatches of William (right) and Jack (left)

 Wearing William (could I look anymore miserable?)

Wearing William (could I look anymore miserable?)

 Wearing Jack

Wearing Jack

So many boys -- baddies, goodies, loners, exhibitionists, simpletons, nerds, freaks, hotties, cuties, narcissists, liars, heartbreakers, flirts.. the list goes on. Jack and William, they both wooed me during an intense swatch session so much that I smuggled them home in my suitcase.

Do you know Jack?

  • Of the Fuchsia to Magenta Family
  • Creamy
  • The big spoon to the little one
  • Lasts for six hours
  • Loud, but never obnoxious

William? I could just kill him..

  • Of the Metallic Family
  • Manspreader 
  • Wears unevenly
  • Pash and dash
  • Exotic looking, but when you hover near him you notice he wreaks of garlic
  • Wash his number off your hand

Vanilla scented, smaller in size (clutch-sized), and please try before you buy.

Lips & Boys, they're all the rage. Just keep in mind some don't behave as well as they ought to.

The Bagful breakdown:

Total amount for Tom Ford's Lips & Boys:

Value for money spent (performance and quality):

  • Jack: 8 out of 10 bags — likes long walks on the beach.
  • William: 2 out of 10 bags —  all talk and, no action.

Would another purchase be on the horizon?: